As Novas Aventuras de Christine (2006)

1 - Pilot

Christines 8-year-old son, Ritchie has been accepted into a posh private school where Christine encounters two snooty class moms, Marly and Lindsay, who cant seem to grasp the concept that Christine actually works. Her 20-something slacker brother, Matthew, lives with her, but in a pinch, also serves as Ritchies babysitter.

1 - A Decent Proposal

Christine offers to marry Barb to help her stave off deportation. Meanwhile, Richard looks to pop the question to New Christine.

1 - The Big Bang

Christine and Mr. Harris try to establish a relationship before having sex, but Barb gives her pause. Matthew is horrified when he sees his med school cadaver was a neighbor.

1 - Bahamian Rhapsody

Christine and Matthew fly to the Bahamas to get Barb an illegal visa after she was arrested by immigration during Richard and New Christines wedding ceremony.

1 - The Passion Of The Christine

Since New Christine broke up with Richard, hes been spending a lot of time at her house, leading Ritchie to believe that his parents are back together. When Christine tells Richard that Ritchie told this to his new teacher, Mr. Harris, Richard suggests that they give their relationship another try.

2 - Supertramp

When Christine learns that Richard and new Christine are enjoying an intimate relationship, she becomes determined to make her own conquests. After several failed attempts to meet eligible men, she finally runs into a guy named Stan at the grocery store. Unbeknownst to Christine, Stan is a father at Ritchies school who is known as Sad Dad.

2 - How I Hate Your Mother

Richard begs Christine for the return of her old wedding ring which was an heirloom from his mother, in hopes of giving it to new Christine when he proposes.

2 - Beauty Is Only Spanx Deep

Insecurity over a waitress flirting with Daniel sends Christine to a plastic surgeons office.

2 - Burning Love

A trip with Barb to retrieve some of Richards things sees Matthew worry that New Christine isnt letting out her feelings over the wedding fiasco. Meanwhile, Christine and Richard meet up with some of their friends from college and are shocked to see how badly theyve aged.

2 - The Answer Is Maybe

Richard tells Christine that the reason he has good luck with women is that he says yes to life. When Christine meets a good-looking man after paying a surprise visit to New Christine, she decides to break out of her mold and says yes when he asks her out to dinner.

3 - Popular

Roles reverse when Christines dubbed a meanie mom by a father at Ritchies school who finds Marly and Lindsay to be to his liking.

3 - Open Water

When Christine learns that her close friends, Barb and Pete, are responsible for introducing Richard to his new Christine, she allows them to set her up on a blind date of her own. After a series of unsuccessful dates, she finds the possibility of love in the strangest of places. Meanwhile, Matthew takes Ritchie to swimming lessons.

3 - The Mole

Old Christine finds a suspicious mole on her left breast, and overreacts, thinking shes dying. Meanwhile, Richard tries to negotiate with New Christine regarding their house.

3 - Come To Papa Jeff

Christine is stunned to find out the man shes seeing, New Christines father, is also a grandfather.

3 - White Like Me

Barbs profile in a business journal brings in new clientele.

4 - Traffic

Ritchies soccer match leaves Christine running late for an event shes supposed to be attending with Mr. Harris.

4 - For Love or Money

An aggressive divorce attorney is hired by Christine after being convinced that Barb owes her alimony.

4 - One Toe Over The Line Sweet Jesus

Richard learns from a gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with a new beau, Burton, so he does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages the happy couples goodnight kiss and insults Burton with lawyer jokes. But when he tries to make it up to them by inviting Christine and Burton to dinner with him and new Christine, his best-laid plans go awry.

4 - Snakes On A Date

Christine has been burning the candle at both ends -- working hard and trying to be a good mom. Ritchie decides he wants to join the reptile club at school and tells Christine all she needs to do is get the permission slip in on time. When Christine realizes that shes forgotten yet again, she asks the Reptile Guy (Jeffrey Tambor) to make an exception. He says the only way hell consider is if Christine will go on a date with him. As creepy as he is, Christine is determined not to let Ritchie down, and so she complies.

4 - Oh God Yes

Ritchie goes to church with Richard and new Christine without consulting his mother first, leaving old Christine to explain and explore her aversion to organized religion.

5 - Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie

Christine is distraught when Ritchie stops saying I love you to her. When she reveals her distress to Matthew, she also admits that shes been sleeping in Ritchies room every night. Matthew tells her that if shes not careful, Ritchie will end up like him -- he cant go to sleep without talking to their mother. They spend the night helping each other break these habits.

5 - Dr. Little Man

Christine starts seeing a therapist whos Matthews mentor, but they are both confused on whether they want to have a professional or romantic relationship. Richard and New Christine have trouble adapting to living under the same roof.

5 - Separation Anxiety

Barb moves in with Christine after deciding to divorce her husband. This forces Matthew into Ritchies room, where he discovers his nephew has some odd habits.

5 - I'll Show You Mine

After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment in her relationship with Burton. Will she or wont she? Let him in the house, that is, to meet her son, Ritchie. She eventually relents, only to be thrown for a loop later.

5 - Between A Rock & A Hard Place

Christine tries to get over breaking up with Daniel. Matthew learns the source of his intimacy issues is not his mother, but Christine.

6 - The New Adventures Of Old Christine

Christine hesitantly allows New Christine to arrange a blind date for her and finds her intuition against the idea was spot on.

6 - The Champ

Christine runs into Stan again and is unable to resist him, despite her best efforts. She asks Matthew to help keep Stan away from her, but her brother is having attraction issues of his own--his latest girlfriend refuses to leave.

6 - The Curious Case of Britney B.

When Ritchie is asked to a dance by the most popular girl in school, Christine believes that she is popular by association and has finally surpassed the Meanie Moms. Meanwhile, Matthew and Richard find an apartment that they want to rent together. Unfortunately, they will have to find a way to evict an old lady that lives there before they can move in.

6 - Tie Me Up Don't Tie Me Down

Christine and Barb prepare for a casual, non-relationship-seeking double date with two guys they meet at a video store, but jealousy arises when only one of them gets asked out for a second date.

6 - The Other F Word

Concerned about the uniformity of Ritchies schoolmates, Christine takes it upon herself to help diversify the student body at his private school.

7 - House

Christine finds herself forced to feign happiness when she covets the house Richard and New Christine have purchased.

7 - So You Think You Can Date

Christine and Richard have a dinner date with her new boyfriend, Patrick, (Tim DeKay a.k.a. Bizarro Jerry on Seinfeld) returns as her date.

7 - Playdate With Destiny

Christines attraction to Ritchies teacher causes a scene at a school fund-raiser--especially after she wins a playdate with the man.

7 - Nuts

Max decides its time to tell Christine that she quits anything that gets too hard for her, which includes relationships, and he points out that is the reason he chose to be her therapist rather than her boyfriend.

7 - Long Days Journey Into Stan

Following Christines breakup with Burton, everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending time with her best friend: me. But after being humiliated while dining out alone, Christine realizes she really did care for Burton, which drives her even crazier.

8 - Burning Down The House

Christine hopes acting a bit more wild will stop Barb thinking shes uncool.

8 - Self Esteem Tempura

A talent scout caught Ritchies great school performance and he liked what he saw and offered him a audition to do a TV commercial, much to a thrilled Christine, but Richard wont approve of it and refuses to like him go.

8 - Women N Tuition

Christine makes sacrifices so she can pay for Ritchies school tuition.

8 - Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy

Christine has set up a date between Richard and a gorgeous, passionate woman who works out at her gym, while Tom (Richards friend) continues trying to woo Chrisine.

8 - Teach Your Children Well

Christine feels pressured to throw an extravagant party for Ritchies 9th birthday, his first involving other children from his new private school. Recoiling from sticker shock after meeting with a ritzy event planner, Christine decides to have an arts and crafts party at her home, with mixed results.

9 - Mission: Impossible

After Richie begins showing more interest in spending time with Richard and then does a bad job on his school homework project, Christine contemplates bailing Richie out in an attempt to win him over again.

9 - Ritchie Has Two Mommies

Christine tries not to have a meltdown when her ex-husband, Richard, brings his new Christine with him to pick up Ritchie and take him to breakfast so that they can get to know one another. By days end, Christine tries to pull herself together to make a good impression at parents night at Ritchies school, but is caught off guard when new Christine shows up as well.

9 - The Happy Couple

Christine tries to forbid Barb and Matthew from letting a night of passion bloom into a full-blown relationship.

9 - Rage Against the Christine

Christine thinks she has the perfect boyfriend, until he has a bizarre reaction to her competitiveness after losing to her at tennis.

9 - I Love Woo, I Hate You

Barb, afraid that a marriage proposal is iminent, asks Christine to run interference on her next date with Dave; Richard realizes he must try to woo New Christine if he wants her back.

10 - One & A Half Men

Christine tries to control her hormones when her gynecologist says she may be entering perimenopause.

10 - Guess Who's Not Coming To Dinner?

Over a Thanksgiving visit, the discovery of a shared secret gives Christine a way to negate one of her mothers criticisms.

10 - No Fault Divorce

Christines former marriage counselor comes into the gym, leading to some awkward moments between the two women. When Christine mentions this to Richard, his cryptic reaction leads her to question whether it was in the counselors best interest to encourage their divorce. Meanwhile, Matthew finds Christines wedding video in a box of old photo albums, and Christine takes a trip down memory lane.

10 - What About Barb?

Christine has trouble working with Barb at the gym and feels pressure at home to find a nanny for Ritchie when Richard is unavailable to care for him due to a trip with New Christine.

10 - Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein

Christine discovers that Ritchie has become a bully at school and attempts to change his behaviour by changing her own ways.

11 - Unidentified Funk

The parent company of Christine and Barbs gym franchise comes for an inspection and discovers that they have broken a contractual clause, risking the entire business. New Christine wants Richard to get a vasectomy.

11 - Crash

When Christines environmentally-friendly hybrid car and Marlys gas-guzzling monster SUV hit one another, it becomes a bigger dispute than simply who hit whom. While her car is in the shop, Christine is forced to go against her principles and rent a luxury SUV when no other car is available.

11 - Exile On Lame Street

Christine objects when Richard and new Christine want to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert. Fearing that Ritchie is too young to be exposed to sex, drugs and rock and roll vices on display at a Rolling Stones concert, Christine initially forbids it. Eventually, she relents but immediately regrets her decision and, in a panic, goes to the venue with Matthew to see if she can sneak into the concert in order to keep tabs on Ritchie.

11 - It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas

Christine learns a juicy neighborhood secret when reluctantly attending the Christmas block party.

12 - Some Of My Best Friends Are Portuguese

Shut out once again by the cliquey, judgmental moms at Ritchies school, Christine runs into a down-to-earth working woman, Belinda, who invites her over for a drink after work. Belindas job, however, isnt quite the type of position Christine expected her to hold, which throws yet another wrinkle in her attempt to fit in with the other school parents.

12 - Ritchie Scores

Richard want Ritchie to learn the value of competition and male bonding, and signs him up for soccer. Christine disagrees, but then has her own competitive urges when fighting with Richard for attention from Mr. Harris.

12 - A Whale of a Tale

Christine tells her therapist, Max, that she is in love with him, but his reaction is not quite what she is expecting.

12 - Happy Endings

The girls change their building into a spa after learning that they cant get a loan to keep their gym afloat.

13 - A Fair To Remember

Christine volunteers to help out at Ritchies spring carnival and while there, she runs into the mean moms -- Marly and Lindsay -- who are clucking over the attractive father of a new student at Westbridge. Christine is excited to learn that the hot dad is her ex-boyfriend, Burton, but her hopes of re-igniting their romance are shot down when she learns Burton has a new girlfriend.

13 - Truth or Dare

Mr. Harris returns just as Christine starts falling in love with Max.

13 - Endless Shrimp Endless Night

Christine cant help but meddle in Matthews love life when she meets his ex-girlfriend at a party. Meanwhile, Richard hopes to get Ritchie enthused about his contracting job.

13 - Notes On A 7th Grade Scandal

Christine tries to make a good impression at the Parents Orientation. However, her behavior is anything but good when she recognizes one of the fathers as the boy she knew in junior high.

14 - Let Him Eat Cake

Jealous that New Christine benefits from all the positive qualities she instilled in Richard during their marriage, Christine spites her by revealing to Richard that she gave New Christine the idea for the birthday gift she gave him.

14 - What Happens In Vegas Is Disgusting In Vegas

New Christine loosens up during a bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw in Vegas.

14 - A Family Unfair

Christine asks Richard to have a baby with her after becoming envious of Richard and New Christines happiness in planning for theirs.

15 - Sleepless In Mar Vista

Christine finds out her new sleep medication caused her to embarrass herself over the phone.

15 - Reckless Abandonment

With Barb and Mathew moving out and Ritchie leaving for science camp, Christine wants to prove she can take care of herself.

15 - Sweet Charity

When the gym suddenly begins to become profitable, Christine and Barb find themselves coming into a lot of money. Barb decides to give to charity, and Christine must make the tough decision between splurging on a designer dress or following Barbs lead.

16 - Subway, Somehow

In an attempt to teach Ritchies class some street smarts, Christine encourages the school administration to let them take the subway on a field trip, but she ends up being stranded at the station when the trains leaves without her.

16 - Honey I Ran Over The Kid

After Ritchie hurts himself at a skateboarding party, Christine accuses Richard of bad parenting, and they begin competing to prove each other wrong. Matthew gets involved in a rebound relationship.

16 - Undercover Brother

Christine finds out Richards brother is gay, but not until after sleeping with him.

17 - Too Close For Christine

At first Christine is impressed when another mother considers her a rock, but soon finds its exhausting being responsible.

17 - Up In The Airport

Christine realizes that Ritchie has never been on a real family vacation, so she plans a trip to Florida, with disastrous results.

17 - Strange Bedfellows

Christine vows to become more aware of politics when Richard scolds her about her indifference towards an upcoming election setting a bad example for Ritchie.

18 - A Change Of Heart/Pants

Christine and Richard help Marly and Lindsay through labor, bring back memories of Ritchies birth which, in turn, brings back feelings for one another.

18 - Revenge Makeover

Richard is secretly planning an impromptu wedding for him and New Christine, so to help him out, Christine drags a very cranky and pregnant New Christine to a fancy salon while he puts the plan together.

18 - The Real Thing

Trying to send an e-mail to Barb about Mr. Harris, Christine ends up sending it to all the parents from school, nearly costing him his job.

19 - Hair

After the mothers at Ritchies private school continue to take cheap shots at Christine, Christine decides to enroll him in public school.

19 - Faith Off

When Christine learns that Richard has been hired to remodel meanie mom Lindsays bathroom, she cant help but intervene to make sure he doesnt screw up the job and risk their reputation at Ritchies school. Additionally, she and Richard are at odds over which of them gets to be the one to give Ritchie the sex talk.

19 - I Love What You Do For Me

When Christine is told that her five-year car lease is up, she realizes that her life hasnt evolved during that time the way shed hoped and decides to make some major life changes, with a little help from her boyfriend, Max. Meanwhile, Matthew seeks a roommate to replace Richard.

20 - Scream

Christine mistakes a good looking cop for a stripper, who alerts her that there is a prowler in the neighborhood. In order to feel more secure, Christine asks Matthew to stay over. Meanwhile, New Christine goes into labor, with the sole goal of avoiding having the baby arrive on Old Christines birthday.

20 - He Ain't Heavy

Mathew gets assistance in losing weight from fitness expert Christine, but she soon realizes she cant shed off a few pounds herself.

20 - My Big Fat Sober Wedding

The stresses of going to a wedding with Richard and Barb are multiplied by Christines agreeing to be designated driver, depriving her of some much-needed alcohol.

21 - The Old Maid Of Honor

Hoping to show shes fine with Richard and New Christines wedding, Christine feigns being in love with Todd Watski—a ruse that proves difficult to pull off when he acts boorishly at the rehearsal dinner. Meanwhile, Matthew has an encounter with New Christines sister, Amy.

21 - Friends

On their way to Ritchies desert camping trip, Christine, Richard, Matthew, and Barb stay at a seedy motel and get on each others nerves.

21 - Get Smarter

When Christine has Matthew and Barb throw her a surprise engagement party so she can get to know Maxs friends, she begins to feel intellectually inferior to one particular guest, driving her to make a surprising decision.

22 - Love: A Cautionary Tale

Christine finds out a secret about Jeff after they rekindle feelings for each other at Richard and New Christines wedding. Matthew continues to date Amy, and Barb meets a possible love interest.

22 - Frasier

Christine realizes that one reckless evening may have jeopardized her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris.